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Here's your average box of three eggs,
purchased somewhere that is not Germany. |
Here's your average box of three eggs,
purchased in Germany. |
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What's the difference between Kinder Eggs from
Germany as opposed to ones from elsewhere? Generally speaking, not
much but, also generally speaking, the German prizes (where the candy
originates from) are of a little better quality whereas the non-German
ones are made by a different company using the secret German plans.
If you live in the USA, you may notice that
you've never seen these at the checkout counter of your local
Whatever-Mart. That's because our government has deemed these treats
as dangerous to it's citizenry! Because the prize is actually inside
the candy, they think that someone could choke on it. That seems to
make sense but, in actuality, the prize is encased in a plastic
capsule (see below) that you would have a hard time forcing down an
adult throat let alone a 3-year-old kid's. So the Kinder Egg is basically
the victim of a technicality. A weak technicality that deprives
Americans from enjoying the coolest candy/prize combination ever.
Cracker Jack has nothing on these sweet eggs of magical, um... magicness. |
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Here we see 3 eggs in their natural habitat. Usually found in
countries that are not the USA and sometimes in the deepest cavernous
bowels of stranded, derelict spaceships. |
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Here we have an egg of the German variety. Innocent looking
enough...
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3
Here the foil covering begins to peel away...
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Here we begin to see the egg and it's surface features. Notice the
white chocolate at the seam...
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5
Here the foil skin has fallen away much like the dead skin of a
snake but more shiny. |
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Here we see the naked egg. Alluring and at the same time
sinister... |
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Something's inside! Cover your face! |
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What's that?! Some sort of yellow capsule! Is it from another world
or Germany? |
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The mysterious capsule in detail. Something appears to be pulsing
inside the semi-transparent skin... |
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Run away! |
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Some sort of alien weapon? |
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Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh! I mean, 'Oooooohhhhh! How cute!' |
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